The Pope is Downsizing the Universe. Limbo to Go.
Due to financial considerations the Pope is closing down Limbo. The eternal realm of bliss for babies who were born with original sin and who died before baptism could get them off the hook, was deemed too expensive to maintain and the duplication of services was seen as wasteful.
All children, in or destined for limbo will, after this point, be sent to... (flip coin) heaven.
This is the second cost cutting move recently. It comes on the heels of a Vatican attempt to save money on interior decorating by preventing gays from entering the priesthood.
Come on Pope-ster! I kid 'cause I love! (Actually, I kid because it's easy and fun.)