Magic Charms for Oily Alito
So, some "Christian" ministers snuck into the Senate hearing room so that they could anoint the chairs for luck???? I can't wait to see everyone slipping and sliding off their chairs like drunken bumpkins (they might as well look the part if they are going to play the part).
Wouldn't this be the kind of behavior that would be regarded as primitive or pagan by Christians if they saw Africans and Asians doing it? Is God really more interested in our doings and dealings if we are somewhat oily? If so, I kind of know a place where he might be hanging out...
I had better hurry though because the city is trying to rezone the place.