Monday, January 30, 2006

You're Scaring the Children

Michael Jackson has decided that it would be a good idea to move to the Persian Gulf and dress like a woman. After all, where on earth would a man dressing as a woman be more welcome? Why am I thinking that this plan was not given a lot of consideration?

He was probably recognized because his kids were wearing burlap masks but western tee shirts which is not traditional anywhere, especially for male kids. Or the reporters may have just followed the trail of silicone and body parts.
After an assistant asked photographers to stand back because they were scaring the children, the whole party left in a white sports utility vehicle.
The photographers were scaring the kids. The photographers. Holy crap assistant dude! Check out the trans-gendered Frankensteinian apparition of death getting into the white sports utility vehicle and tell me that the kids are scared of the photographers.
His father has said it is unlikely he will return to the US to live.
I think I speak for the whole continent when I say:
Hip, Hip, Hooray!

And Michael, you might want to keep clear of the justice system over in some of those countries if you get my meaning.


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