Monday, February 20, 2006

Birds of a Feather

Scientology and Louis Farrakhan are in love with each other (insert smoochy noises here).
Among the four black clergy to be honored at Scientology's annual Ebony Awakening awards ceremony is Minister Louis Farrakhan of the Nation of Islam.
Let's see:
Love of pseudoscience? Check.
Bizarre belief systems? Check.
Controversial charismatic leader who is either dead or politically irrelevant or both? Check.
Belief that UFO's are involved in theological matters? Check.
Yup, perfect fit.

I can't wait to learn how Farrakhan's numerology updates the metal rod device of Scientology. It might dispel twice the alien ghosts for half the power if the JOOZE don't suppress it.

2 Comments:

At Tue Feb 21, 11:56:00 AM 2006, Blogger Robert said...

Good stuff! I posted similar silliness back in June.

 
At Tue Feb 21, 10:19:00 PM 2006, Blogger Apesnake said...

I looked up the Wikipedia entry for the Mother Plane and how it is used to make mountains. Boy the things my education lacked just because I was unlucky enough to have been born within the grips of the white conspiracy.

Oh well.

 

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