Speaking of Evil...
Hugo Chavez, having learned how to rig an election like the best of them, is thinking of getting rid of term limitations.
I would like to ask everyone who did not see that coming to raise your hand. (1, 2, 3... Umm hmm.) Now look up at the hand you have in the air and bring it down on your face in a hard, quick, smack-like motion.
That was from me.